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During sleep I plan to dream about...
me and friends
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During sleep I plan to dream about having a monkey for a best friend, and he drives a sport car, but monkey-sized.
During sleep I plan to dream about Jessica Alba moving in next door and borrowing butter one time. And I tell my friends about it.
During sleep I plan to dream about being a lonely ninja so stealthy no one ever sees him in his entire life. Then he gets caught masturbating.
During sleep I plan to dream about being a sentient mustache. Then when someone gets too serious I go rest under their nose for a bit. Hi.
During sleep I plan to dream about being the guy in the plane at the beginning of Raiders. With the pet snake. I'm sure he had adventures, too.
Okay one last one...
During sleep I plan to dream about inventing tiny living room shoes, so my feet can chill on tiny sofas & watch movies while I walk. Genius.
Good night all you pretty people, during sleep I plan to dream about you (but not in a creepy way).

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